
While working on a presentation for tomorrow at midnight, I got really hungry and started looking for delivery places. The only place that seemed reliable and open at the time was 24-hour McDonalds, and I decided to order a Happy Meal. Here's how the conversation went:
Me: Hello, could I get one McNugget Happy Meal delivered please?
MD: Yes, what would you like for your drink?
Me: Coke please.
MD: Sure, what would you like for your toy?
Me: Umm ... what do you have?
MD: (In a very serious voice) We have Spiderman toys available, including the villains.
Me: Uh ... I'll take Spiderman.
MD: Which Spiderman toy would you like?
Me: Um, there's more than one kind?
MD: (Again, in a very seirous voice) Yes, we have one shooting web and one crawling up the buliding.
Me: (laughing hysterically inside) ... I'll take the one climbing.
MD: Thank you Ma'am. You've ordered a McNugget Happy Meal with Coke and a Spiderman toy climbing the building. Anything else you'd like?
Man, that was hilarious.